Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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