So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
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I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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