is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
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I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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