happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
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He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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