And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
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I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
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