Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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