i think my tv is drunk
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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