If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
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Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
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I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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