i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
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You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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