I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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