11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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