I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I just threw up on my dentist
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm really busy with my period
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