I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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