Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He did a backflip because drugs
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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