Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
babies were throwing up all over the place
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
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after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
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