she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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