and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
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We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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