margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
babies were throwing up all over the place
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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