U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
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I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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