problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
