my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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