I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
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he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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