Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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