It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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