you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Come share oat with me in your robe
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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