Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Alive.
So much puke
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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