I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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