Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
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She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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