MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
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Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
this is an emotional support booty call
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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