I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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