Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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