Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
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There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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