Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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