Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
did you just send me my own nude
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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