so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
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