at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
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Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
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My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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