i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Can I color on your dick again?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
as a side note pls kill me
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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