i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
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yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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