Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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