I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
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It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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