yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Randomize
