TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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