there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
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its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
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Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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