3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
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I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
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