I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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