I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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