1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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