It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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Dude, I think someone on your skype account may have seen me beat off. I used your computer and didnt realize you were still signed in. Please tell me no one was on...
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
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Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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