Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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