A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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