she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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