dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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