And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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