I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
If a cop asks you "Where do you go for fun?", it's not a pick up line...especially if he just pulled you over.
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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