Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
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I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
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Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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