why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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