when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
wow bdsm is so cute
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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