i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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