There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
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Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
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as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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